Monthly Archives: May 2008

I just got this package in the mail from my sister-in-law: Cock flavored soup . . . oooh, spicy!

If I had known that some women had certain types of reactions to musicians I would’ve practiced guitar more. I’d better get some new strings and some sheet music this weekend.

As a follow up to my previous post How to *not* cook risotto I’d like to present you with some corrections/steps to make it better. 1) invite 3 really cool people over for dinner (this is key) 2) open up … Continue reading →

Embracing my inner snob I’d just like to say: Lighter fluid is the smell of ignorance. I’ll give you points for trying to use charcoal but . . . Serioulsy people, get a cheap chimney starter.

Twitter is abuzz w/ the new Weezer video and the sheer volume of internet memes in it. . . .