End of Week1 at Spear

Mmm, one week’s already gone by (at the new office). Here’s what I’ve learned this week:

-There’s a huge difference between the 1 and the 1aX or 1bX (or 38 38x, etc)

-I finally realized where all the hotties have been hiding! They all work downtown! [no offense to the south bay]

-I need to bring sunglasses so it’s not obvious when I’m staring at someone on the bus

-Speaking of the bus, man, those are self-esteem machines. What do I mean by that? Well, no matter how bad I feel or down I am, there will be at least 5 bigger losers on the bus. Thanks Muni!

-Offices are excellent places to spread disease. Hopefully I’ll be over my cold by FridaySunday

-I’ll think of more things after lunch

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