I think next new year’s I’m going to skip going to parties on the 31st and instead become evil-Kenny ™ for a night [twirls moustache and arches eyebrows].
Here are some positively evil jobs for the 31st (and yes, I saw of a lot of these walking home from Angie’s party*):
Taxi Driver
These guys were just plain busy. But I saw a few guys forget to turn their top lights off and it was hilarious watching the drunks flock to them like moths only to get swatted down.
Tow Truck Driver
eeeevil
Unsanitary Food Cart Operator
pros: $$cash… under the table
cons: have to prep a lot of food beforehand… or do you? muahaha
Dexter
pros- depends on who you find
cons – tons of cleanup/disposal work; need to vet potential candidates first to make sure they meet Harry’s criteria ™
but the top job: Unscrupulous Limo Driver!
Damn, I saw a bunch of these guys just preying on the drunk and desperate in need of a ride.
Pros: cash up front Cons: illegal to operate as a cab
*I didn’t really see Dexter walking home in SF
How about this one?
Super Sexy Singles Outdoor Event $800/day
Date: 2010-01-05, 2:57PM
We are hosting a really fun and awesome event, we have a group of executives who are coming in in town to look at investing in one of our new product lines for the outdoors. We are taking the execs outdoors to do some hiking and rock climbing, and want to bring some really sexy and fun girls with us. You have to be an outdoor girl that looks good with the makeup or without. We are looking for fun, sexy, open minded, and flirty women.
You have to be in shape and like new adventures, you will be paid for drive time and will make about $800/day