35 No-no’s in Ringtones

Thirty five words I can’t use in ringtones on my Cingular phone:


.Ass, balls, BJ, blowjob, breasts, condom, corn-hole, fart, fornicate, fudge packing, insemination, laid, lesbian, masturbate, naked, nipples, nutsack, orgasm, pee pee, penis, piss, porn, puberty, ruby red bag (!), scrotum, semen, sex, shit, sit on my face (!), sixty-nine, smegma, teabagging, testicles, uncircumcised, uterus.

Damnit, I’ll have to change the name of my greatest hit (and best ringtone) to Teabagger’s Delight – Ruby Red Bag of Love – Tranny Granny Surprise!

Ring-ring, Hello Moto?