As everyone knows, I’m way into women’s fashion and trends despite my own non-sartorial appearance (hey, the guayavera and jeans look works for me, so I stick with it).
So I just wanted to report on an annoying trend that the lovely ladies of SF have been getting into for the past month it seems. It’s almost as annoying as the winter capri pants fiascos I’ve seen for the past few years. Anyway- the party foul? Rings on the middle finger of the left hand. No big deal you say? Well, it’s a big deal to me because the solo ring on the middle finger of the left hand confuses me into thinking the girls are wearing an engagement or wedding ring for a second or two. That’s enough to make me stop my oh-so-subtle scoping of said lady- because for me, wedding/engagement rings are like inviso-rings. I’ll instantly stop “scanning” when I see one (well, I pretend to)*. *Although my friend Angela says I shouldn’t adhere so strictly to this policy as “married women like to be checked out too”. Anyway, girls, I like jewelry and all, but not confusing stuff. It’s throwing me off my game. Thanksyour #1 fan,
Kenneth edit: I should have written more clearly- what I’m really talking about is when the girls only have 1 ring on total, and of all the fingers they pick the middle finger on the left hand. Also- this morning, a woman had a really nice ornamental ring on her left hand ring finger, that confused me for a bit .. but it was so large that it was obviously not a wedding band/engagement ring. Okay, I’l shut up now. Thanks
