How I Came to Love Kathie Lee Gifford

No, I’m not blogging while drunk . . . let’s back the story up a bit.

Ever since I was a child I’ve had 5 3 bad habits. Or 3 that I’ll talk about or admit to having.

1. I chew on plastic objects, almost constantly. Straws and give-away keychains being my favorite items. I used to chew up my brother’s green army men and then deny it saying that his bag must have come with injured or maimed soldiers mixed in.

2. I pop my knuckles and especially my neck. The neck cracking is extremely gross to others but I only do it when I’m feeling tense.

3. When I steal candy from your candy bowl, I roll the wrappers up really small and then hide them in your house. Normally, I only do this at my parents’ house, but I have done this at other people’s.

Today’s story starts with that third item.

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