Raves: Financial District

A while back, a friend pointed out an advantage of working downtown in the Financial District I would appreciate. He pointed out that on average, given average walking speeds, non-bank-holidays and other variable environment constants, that one will see a hot chick every two minutes on average.

Now of course you will say, I bet Kenneth knew that- and I did- but after enhancing my friend’s research, I can now happily add that if the time of day is between 8:32 and 9:05am OR 4:37 and 6:11pm you can change the timing to every 37 seconds. This is tremendous news, and a huge “performance increase”.

And no, you don’t need to thank me for all my research time.

Now, if I could only stop a lot of them from wearing those horrid winter capri pants. . .