A while back, a friend pointed out an advantage of working downtown in the Financial District I would appreciate. He pointed out that on average, given average walking speeds, non-bank-holidays and other variable environment constants, that one will see a hot chick every two minutes on average.
Now of course you will say, I bet Kenneth knew that- and I did- but after enhancing my friend’s research, I can now happily add that if the time of day is between 8:32 and 9:05am OR 4:37 and 6:11pm you can change the timing to every 37 seconds. This is tremendous news, and a huge “performance increase”. And no, you don’t need to thank me for all my research time. Now, if I could only stop a lot of them from wearing those horrid winter capri pants. . .-
previously, on Kenneth…
- It’s peanut butter jelly time!
- Eduardo Saverin And Echoes of the Reichsfluchtsteuer – Reason.com
- Might I Suggest A Nevins?
- link- How Yahoo Killed Flickr and Lost the Internet
- What’s HBO Go’s Problem?
- Conquering The Impossible – ****
- The Foiled Faux Underwear Bomber: An Ongoing Series – Hit & Run : Reason.com
- Steve Kerr on the problems with the age limit in the NBA – Grantland
- EFF – RIP MCA: A Tribute To Paul’s Boutique and Music Sampling
- Paul’s Boutique Remains One Of My Faves
recent comments
- Patrick Wagstrom on It’s peanut butter jelly time!
- Kathryn Franks on It’s peanut butter jelly time!
- Derek on Steve Kerr on the problems with the age limit in the NBA – Grantland
- More On Nimbys | Kenneth's Rants and Other Things on A Tale of Two Nimbys
- kenneth on Lucky Boutique
- Kathryn Franks on Lucky Boutique
- Greg on Fantastic Mr. Fox – ****
- Rustin Parr on Fantastic Mr. Fox – ****
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