The Double-Wide

Some good quotes in some articles forwarded to me-

Although the woman who forwarded this article about SF parents to me was pointing out another line, I liked the vitriol directed at new moms

I forgot to mention the babies: it appears there are many of them. Commercial sidewalks in Noe Valley, Cole Valley, Hayes Valley, and beyond buzz with kitten-eyed freshies sucking the rubberized life out of pacifiers, frazzled mommies in yoga pants and camel toes pushing behemoth, double-wide prams …

I’m not a fan of the double-wide pram. Man, when we were kids, we had strollers made out of two pieces of aluminium tubing and lawnchair fabric. Whatever happened to those?

Another article/post about how it may be a good idea to set your ringtone to your mom’s voice because it’ll grab your attention faster in a crowd. I’m not so sure though- Cherry Pink And Apple Blossom White is enough to get my attention on the bus.

And to round things up- the best way to serve chocolate soft-serve ice cream. If I had two girlfriends, I’d take them for ice cream there- but they’d have to share. Two girls, one cup.